Introducing our stunning Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, designed to bring a pop of color and style to your everyday wardrobe. This shirt creates a relaxed, comfortable vibe, perfect for casual outings or semi-formal events. The unique garment-dyeing process gives it a soft texture and rich colors that stand out. Ideal for anyone looking to express their individuality, this T-shirt is versatile and stylish for anyone. It's perfect for various occasions, including birthdays, festivals, or everyday wear. Gift it to friends or treat yourself to this comfy essential. Its modern design ensures you feel confident and stylish no matter where you wear it!
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for longevity
- Without side seams, made of tubular knit for waste reduction
- Garment-dyed fabric provides a soft texture and unique colors
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring comfort and style
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
"Get ready to rave! 'Mystery Potion - Dutch Oven!' is a high-energy gabber hardcore dance track about playful prank wars in love. Featuring Astraluxe, this song brings the heat with its infectious beats and cheeky lyrics. Stream now!"
Mystery Potion - Dutch Oven! (featuring Astraluxe)
(Verse 1)
We play these games, a never-ending test
You filled my room with balloons, and I was truly stressed
But I got my revenge, with a fake spider in your bed
Now it's your turn again, and I'm dreading what's in store ahead
(Chorus)
We trade these tricks, in the name of love and fun
But now it's my turn, and the joke's just begun
You think you're sly, but I'm sly too
So here you go...Dutch Oven!
(Verse 2)
You swapped my shampoo with dish soap, and my hair's a mess
I retaliated with a whoopee cushion, and you were the jest
You hid my favorite snack, and I had to search all night
But I found it hidden in your room, with a sticky note that said "Ha!"
(Chorus)
We trade these tricks, in the name of love and fun
But now it's my turn, and the joke's just begun
You think you're sly, but I'm sly too
So here you go...Dutch Oven!
(Verse 3)
You set my alarm clock to go off an hour early, oh what a blast
I put your phone on silent, and you missed our anniversary at last
But I got my revenge, with a prank call to your boss
Now it's your turn again, and I'm waiting for the loss
(Chorus)
We trade these tricks, in the name of love and fun
But now it's my turn, and the joke's just begun
You think you're sly, but I'm sly too
So here you go...Dutch Oven!
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