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'Eating a Bicycle' by Mystery Potion, Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, Monster Over City

'Eating a Bicycle' by Mystery Potion, Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, Monster Over City

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Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts below. Mystery Potion "Eating a Bicycle" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, Monster Over City

.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.
.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: Available in 58 colors. Check all available colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts

 

Mystery Potion - Eating a Bicycle

#Electronicore #Tranceswells

 

(Verse 1)

He's got a stomach of steel, and a heart of gold

He'll eat it all, from metal to mold

Glass, rubber, and chains, oh my!

He'll consume it all, and ask for more, I'll never say die

Chorus

There's nothing like eating a bicycle

Feeling the gears and the wheels, it's quite a thrill

He'll eat it all, from the handlebars to the seat

It's a strange delight, but it can't be beat

Verse 2

He's eaten door hinges, shopping carts too

TV sets and computers, they're all the same to chew

He'll drink some oil, and water by the ton

To help it all go down, like a well-oiled machine, He's just begun

(Chorus)

There's nothing like eating a bicycle

Feeling the gears and the wheels, it's quite a thrill

He'll eat it all, from the handlebars to the seat

It's a strange delight, but it can't be beat

(Bridge)

Some say He's crazy, others say He's bold

But when it comes to eating, It's never too cold

He'll take on a plane, or a bed, or a chair

He'll eat it all, without a care

Chorus

You'll see, there's nothing like eating a bicycle

Feeling the gears and the wheels, it's quite a thrill

You'll eat it all, from the handlebars to the seat

It's a strange delight, but it can't be beat

 

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