Introducing the perfect blend of comfort and style: our Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt. With its soft, vintage-inspired colors, this T-shirt invites a laid-back vibe ideal for everyday wear. It's perfect for those who appreciate unique designs that stand out and self-expression. This T-shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a staple for any casual outing, holiday gathering, or festive celebration. It resonates beautifully with a wide range of audiences, from casual wearers to trendsetters. Whether you're spending time with family during the holidays or enjoying a cozy day at home, this T-shirt has you covered.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching for lasting wear.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Soft, garment-dyed fabric for a unique texture.
- Made with ethically sourced, high-quality US cotton.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Mystery Potion - Merry Christmas from All the Apex Predators
Verse 1:
Great White Sharks are feeling blue
Missing the holidays with their school crew
They're decorating coral reefs with seaweed care
Wishing you a fin-tastic Christmas from beneath the waves they share
Chorus:
Merry Christmas from all the apex predators
We're taking a bite out of the holiday cheer for you
With festive cheer and holiday creators
Wishing you a wild Christmas, and a happy new year too!
Verse 2:
Grizzly Bears are rocking around the tree
Sipping hot cocoa, a holiday spree
Their fur is trimmed with festive cheer
Wishing you a growly Christmas, loud and clear
Chorus:
Merry Christmas from all the apex predators
We're taking a bite out of the holiday cheer for you
With festive cheer and holiday creators
Wishing you a wild Christmas, and a happy new year too!
Verse 3:
U.S. Marines are marching in line
Spreading holiday cheer, their tactical shine
With rifles and Santa hats, they're quite a sight
Wishing you a merry Christmas, with all their might
Chorus:
Merry Christmas from all the apex predators
We're taking a bite out of the holiday cheer for you
With festive cheer and holiday creators
Wishing you a wild Christmas, and a happy new year too!
Outro:
So if you hear a knock on your door this Christmas night
Don't be afraid, it's just the apex predators feeling right
They're spreading holiday cheer and maybe a few bites
Merry Christmas from the top of the food chain, ignite!
Copyright Todd Pronovost 2024
