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Product features
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- Pre-shrunk material maintains size and comfort.
- Made from ethically grown 100% US cotton.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Mystery Potion - This is the Best Song You'll Ever Hear

(Verse 1)

I'm the greatest, the best, the supreme,

My rhymes are like diamonds, they're always serene.

I'm the master of words, the one with the skill,

My flow's a rollercoaster, it's a thrilling fulfill.

I'm the king of the throne, the one with the crown,

My music's the soundtrack, to the greatness I've found.

(Chorus)

Let's make it simple and clear.

This is the best song you'll ever hear.

(Verse 2)

I'm a wordsmith, a magician with language,

My rhymes are like puzzles, they're always in range.

I'm the one they all fear, the one they can't touch,

My flow's a force of nature, it's a rushing crush.

I'm the master of ceremonies, the one with the flair,

My music's the experience, that's beyond compare.

(Chorus)

Let's make it simple and clear.

This is the best song you'll ever hear.

(Verse 3)

I'm a trailblazer, a trendsetter, a star,

My rhymes are like fireworks, they're going far.

I'm the one they all follow, the one they adore,

My flow's a symphony, it's a masterpiece to explore.

I'm the greatest of all time, the one with the skill,

My music's the legacy, that will forever fulfill.

(Chorus)

Let's make it simple and clear.

This is the best song you'll ever hear.

(Outro)

So there you have it, a song that's supreme,

A masterpiece of boasting, a work of art, it seems.

It's not humble, it's not kind, but it's real,

A reflection of ego, a critique of how we feel.

Copyright Todd Pronovost 2024